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The Retirement Risk Nobody Talks About Until It's Too Late
Starting retirement in a bad market can permanently shrink your income – even after markets recover. Here's what to do about it.

because retirement doesn’t come with a manual
“Sequence-of-returns risk” is something I learnt since starting this newsletter but it was just an abstract idea. Today’s article gave some colour to its impact.
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Eight winning weeks in a row – the S&P's longest streak since December 2023 – as Middle East talks quietly improve.
The quick scan: Friday's session was a quiet end to a strong week. All three indices closed in positive territory, the Dow touched a new intraday record high, and the S&P 500 extended its winning run to eight consecutive weeks. The driver was modest but meaningful: signs of genuine progress in US-Iran peace negotiations, combined with a corporate earnings season that has broadly exceeded expectations. The VIX slipped to 16.7 – its lowest level since the war began in February.
S&P 500: +0.37%, 7,473.47 – Eight straight winning weeks; the index has now recovered all losses from the Iran war period and sits near all-time highs
Dow Jones: +0.58%, 50,579.70 – Intraday record high; Merck (+5.64%), Salesforce (+2.23%) and Cisco (+2.01%) led gains while Nvidia (-1.86%), Walmart (-0.82%) and Amazon (-0.71%) weighed
NASDAQ: +0.19%, 26,343.97 – Seventh weekly advance in eight weeks; a fractional gain on the day as tech digested the week's Nvidia-driven moves.
What's driving it: The Iran peace process, which has been lurching through rejected proposals and diplomatic reversals since late April, appears to have found a more constructive tone. Trump confirmed after Friday's close that a framework agreement is closer than at any point since Operation Epic Fury began in February, with the Strait of Hormuz reopening as the central outstanding issue. Oil closed at $100.21 – still elevated, but down sharply from the $113 peak. Treasury yields also eased modestly on Friday, reducing the pressure that drove three consecutive losing sessions earlier in the week. The combination of improving geopolitics, solid earnings, and cooling yields was enough to send all three indices higher.
Bottom line: Eight winning weeks feels like a number worth acknowledging. It also masks a lot of volatility in between – this week alone produced three losses before two recoveries. For L-Plate Retirees, the takeaway is not that markets are now safe or certain. It's that remaining invested through the noise, with a portfolio aligned to your actual risk tolerance, remains the strategy that the data consistently supports.
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She Retired at 67 With $1.5 Million. At 71, She Has $1.1 Million and a Problem.

have you considered the sequence-of-returns risk for your retirement?
The scoop: She retired at 67 with a $1.5 million portfolio and a plan that was entirely reasonable. Withdraw $60,000 a year from her investments, add $32,000 in Social Security, and live on roughly $92,000 annually. A 65/35 equity-to-bond split – moderately aggressive, appropriate for someone with decades of investing experience. The 4% rule, applied correctly.
Four years later, her portfolio is worth approximately $1.1 million. Her sustainable annual income from investments has dropped from $60,000 to roughly $44,000. Combined with Social Security, her workable income ceiling is now around $76,000 a year – nearly $16,000 less than the retirement she planned.
The market has not been catastrophic. There was no GFC-scale collapse. There were two poor years early in her retirement, followed by a sluggish recovery. That was enough.
This is sequence-of-returns risk, and it is one of the most consequential and underappreciated forces in retirement finance.
Why timing matters more than average returns
Most retirement calculators work with average returns. If your portfolio averages 7% over 25 years, the maths tend to work out. The problem is that averages hide order.
A retiree who experiences poor markets in the first two years, while withdrawing $60,000 annually, is selling assets at depressed prices to fund living expenses. Those sold units are gone – not available to participate in the recovery. The portfolio that recovers to its previous level is smaller than the one that started, because it has been partially liquidated at the bottom.
This is the mechanism that turned $1.5 million into $1.1 million. Over four years, the retiree withdrew approximately $240,000 while her equity allocation declined roughly 22%. The combination permanently reduced the base on which future growth is calculated. Four percent of $1.1 million is $44,000, not $60,000. That gap is not a temporary inconvenience. It is the new ceiling.
The yield trap
The natural instinct is to reach for higher yield. If the portfolio can only safely produce $44,000, find investments that pay more and close the gap. The 247 Wall St analysis frames the tradeoff across three tiers.
The conservative tier – dividend growth funds, investment-grade corporate bonds, Treasuries near 4.5% – yields 3% to 4%. At 3.5%, producing $44,000 requires roughly $1.26 million. She's about $160,000 short. But this tier offers dividend growth: a stream growing at 7% annually doubles its income in about a decade, and principal can appreciate.
The moderate tier – covered-call ETFs, preferred shares, REITs, high-dividend equity baskets – yields 5% to 7%. At 6%, $44,000 requires only $733,000 – well within her $1.1 million. The trade-off: distribution growth slows or stops, and inflation protection weakens.
The aggressive tier – mortgage REITs, business development companies, leveraged covered-call funds, high-yield bonds – yields 8% to 14%. At 10%, $44,000 requires only $440,000 of capital. The catch: distributions get cut in downturns, and principal erosion is the rule. For someone already wounded by sequence risk, this is how $1.1 million quietly becomes $700,000 by age 78.
The counterintuitive conclusion: the lower-yielding option often wins over a long retirement. A 3.5% stream growing at 7% annually compounds into significantly more income by year 15 than a 10% stream paying the same nominal amount while quietly eroding the principal beneath it.
Three things that actually help
The original damage cannot be undone. What can change is the trajectory from here.
The first is spending. Cutting household expenses by 15% to 20% does more to restore the retirement plan's mathematics than any yield-chasing strategy. Discretionary categories carry most of the load; healthcare and housing, around 35% of household spending, are harder to move.
The second is protecting the portfolio during the risk window. Sequence risk is most damaging in the first five to seven years – which means this retiree is still inside it at 71. Deferring large outlays by two or three years keeps the portfolio intact during the period when withdrawals do the most permanent damage.
The third is a part-time income layer. Even $12,000 a year closes most of the gap between the $44,000 sustainable draw and the original $60,000 plan, without forcing a move into the aggressive yield tier. A reverse mortgage line of credit, established but undrawn, adds a fourth liquidity buffer without touching the portfolio.
The lesson for those not yet retired
The period between five years before and five years after your retirement date is sometimes called the "retirement red zone." It is when your portfolio is at its largest – and when a market decline does the most absolute damage. It is also when your ability to recover through continued contributions is lowest.
The practical response is not to flee to cash. It is to think deliberately about how much market risk you are carrying in those years, whether your withdrawal plan has been stress-tested against a bad sequence, and whether a partial shift toward guaranteed income provides a buffer against the worst timing.
The 4% rule is a starting point. Sustainable withdrawal is whatever the portfolio can actually support, recalculated honestly, every year.
Actionable Takeaways for L-Plate Retirees:
Understand that average returns and actual returns are not the same thing. Two portfolios with identical 20-year averages can produce radically different outcomes depending on when the bad years fell. A plan that only models average scenarios has a significant blind spot.
Stress-test your withdrawal rate against a bad sequence, not just an average one. Run your retirement model assuming 2–3 poor return years in the first five years. If that scenario makes your plan unworkable, the time to adjust is now – through higher savings, a higher equity buffer, a later start to drawdown, or a guaranteed income component.
Resist the pull of high-yield investments to close an income gap. Mortgage REITs, leveraged funds, and high-yield bonds that distribute 10–14% tend to erode principal in downturns. For a retiree already carrying sequence damage, this converts a recoverable situation into a permanent one.
Consider dividend growth over current yield. A 3.5% income stream growing at 7% annually doubles in roughly a decade and preserves the principal that generates it. A 10% stream that pays the same amount each year while quietly depleting capital often loses the comparison over a 15 to 20-year retirement horizon.
Protect the portfolio during the first seven years of retirement. Defer large discretionary outlays, consider part-time income to reduce drawdown, and avoid selling equities during down markets if any alternative exists. The damage done by early withdrawals during a downturn is permanent – those units are gone.
Recalculate your sustainable withdrawal rate every year. The 4% rule was calibrated on long-run historical averages. It is a starting point. After a difficult sequence, reapplying the calculation to your actual current balance gives you an honest picture of what the portfolio can support – and what adjustments, if any, are needed before the gap widens further.
Your Turn:
Had you heard of sequence-of-returns risk before today, and does the mechanics of how it works change the way you're thinking about the timing of your own retirement?
When you look at your retirement plan, do you know what it would produce if markets delivered two poor years in the first three years of your drawdown – and is that a scenario you've ever modelled seriously?
The article makes a distinction between the plan that made sense on paper at 67 and the reality at 71. Looking at your own situation, what's the gap between your current plan and a version that accounts for things not going to schedule?
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